Halloween Jokes

A vampire hunter and a vampire walk into a restaurant.

The waiter asks, "What can I get you two?"
The vampire says, "I'm just here for a quick bite."

The vampire hunter says, "You should really try the stake."

Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vaccums are too heavy.

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No they eat the fingers seperate.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.

What do you call someone who puts poisons in somebody's corn flakes?
A cereal killer.

What kind of streets do zombies like best?
Dead ends.

What does a cannibal get when he is late for supper?
The cold shoulder.

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to scare people?
A poultrygeist.

What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?

Wrap!!!!!

Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal?

He heard it had great circulation.

I hope everyone had a wonderfully wicked Halloween!

I can't wait for next year!